Birds

We love to frequent the local pool.  Today, as we were leaving the pool, we spent a lot more time than I would have liked right outside the entrance to the pool.  The entrance has a canopy and for the first time ever, the kids looked up.  They noticed the bird spikes:

on the cross beams of the canopy:

Big Girl:  What is that?
Me: Those are sticks to keep the birds from landing on those and going potty all over everyone.
Big Girl:  But, where do the birds go potty, then?
Me: I don't know, but we do not want them to go potty there.

All of a sudden,

Brother: They go potty in the potty chair, Mom!  They go potty in the potty chair!


Well, how can you argue with that?