Straddling the Fence

I opened a bottle of wine. As I am trying to open it, Sister Bear asks me:

"Mommy, are you going to drink that wine or pour it?"

"I am going to drink it."

"Does Daddy get some? He LOVES wine."

"Yes, he can have some, will you go ask him if he wants some"

Sister leaves goes into the other room to ask him. Then she comes out and says to me,
"He said 'Yes, please.' (pause) Or, maybe 'No, thank you.' (pause) But, really, 'Yes, please.'"

So, I go in to clarify what was really said, and Daddy was just as confused as I was. Apparently, Sister asked him,
"Mommy said you want some wine if she wants some wine if you want it"

So, he replied "Yes, please."

But, I guess the back and forth is more fun.